My ‘did that’ of the #36c3

  • Stared into Infinity-Cube.
  • Recognized Tim Pritlove.
  • Carefully removed a sticker from a magnetic flipboard.
  • Manipulated a camera in a caleidoscope.
  • Seen replicas of illegal cluster munitions used in current wars.
  • Talked to Leah Oswald.
  • Listened to Mitch explaining a speaker as a pair of two magnets. A permanent and an electric one.
  • Found a Colo. A secure CoLocation for a server.
  • Seen a person on a Hoverboard pulling a small-4-wheel wagon with stuff.
  • Opened a heavy door for a kid with a bike.
  • Found a fridge with public domain-contents.
  • Got recognized by a mentee from last year and talked about life.
  • Reported a full bottle drop point
  • Got a variable light-Installation explained.
  • Found a factorio-Player. Recommended a nearby player not to finish the tutorial.
  • Attended a talk that was not streamed.
  • Donated for a good cause.
  • Seen Holgi moderating a talk
  • Found a laptop in a booth. Laptop was projecting art. Played around with its software (MadMapper). Didn’t understand it.
  • Got a waffle.
  • Found some stickers.
  • Pretended to be a border control. Requested papers. Got a sticker. And was offered increasing amounts of money. Didn’t take it. Quit job at the border.
  • Ins logistic operation center (LOC) geschlichen.
  • Bei der Engel-Fütterung gewesen.
  • Einem fahrenden Bällebad gewunken und zugejubelt.
  • Den ‘holyprinter’ der Vatican Embassy gefunden und ein PDF gedruckt. (https://print.azione.ninja/)
  • Carried a bottle to a drop point that was empty and not mine.
  • Found a rotating Bällebad that looked like a giant blueberry soup.
  • Was reminded by a kid, that tiny bluetooth headphones will likely be lost forever in a Bällebad.
  • Stood successfully on a Hoverboard.
  • Moved successfully on a Hoverboard.
  • Talked to a father that was brought by his son to the Congress.
  • Created a nice beat with an oscillator.
  • Tried to trap a ball on a rotating undulator.
  • To someone elses trash to the bin.
  • Marveled at the six-wheel-Mate-Kasten.
  • Followed the mobile Sofa-Soundsystem that was tugged by a mobility scooter.
  • Deleted a photo because a person was identifiable on it.
  • Found a Discoball with headphones.
  • Changed the colour of a Dino with hex.
  • Identified and talked to the crew crew – security.
  • Watched a 3d printer for a while.
  • Found out that card10 are not for sale anymore.
  • Was fascinated how skilled people can play kicker. They played on a special kicker with paddles on the side like a flipper. This version of the kicker was called FlipKicker.
  • Let my face plot as a scribble.
  • Was recognized by Markus Beckedahl.
  • Entered a mobile Bällebad.
  • Found two navigators to move me around in the Bällebad.
  • Made a weedooweedoo noise as collision-warning. For several minutes.
  • Was advised by a concerned third party that a Bällebad has to be sorted.
  • Devised and instructed a method to sort a Bällebad.
  • Played barcode-Pong. Puck was a moving barcode and had to be scanned in order to be bounced.
  • Played balance-pong with a random stranger. I moved the paddle by balancing my own weight on a specialized game-console-plate.
  • Met random strangers while eating. Learned that you can use oil from the kitchen to light bigger logs of wood in a campfire.
  • Called angel-Support for a dropped bottle. The angel didn’t come but got help and useful tips from others: (1) there is a ‘shitty shift’ specialized to deal with broken stuff – call 1070(?) to reach them. (2) every bar has a Glasbruch-Eimer with tools to remove broken glass. Everybody can borrow the bucket.
  • Listened to Monoschwarz aka. Alle Farben
  • Cheered for shitty robots fighting.
  • Played a game on a vertical LED-stripe.
  • Played a hotseat-duel of a very old spaceinvaders-clone with a random kid.
  • Sat on an uncomfy shaped airbag.
  • Found a typewriter-colour-tape that was spanned three times over the food-valley. The exhaust-fan of a snackvendor blew one string up while it pulled the others down. Was reminded of the plasticbag in ‘American beauty’.
  • Explained someone the concept of Bildungsurlaub.
  • Tooted my awesome t-shirt.
  • Played a pig in a VR environment. Experienced my own slaughter from that perspective.
  • Scanned several bottle drop points.
  • Tried to sneak in the Geisterbahn. Failed.
  • Found the mobile Bällebad again. Sorted. Edgecases like pink balls were buried.
  • Bought the last club mate from a fridge at a bar.
  • Greeted Holgi.
  • Met the creator of the FlipKicker and talked to him about the history of it’s development.
  • Helped with teardown.
  • Organized a ladder for activists from HambiBleibt.
  • Talked to one of them and explained that a hacker isn’t necessarily a skilled programmer. It is someone who disassembles, understands and reassembles systems and/or parts of it.
  • Stapled wallparts of hall-decoration.
  • Switched floor tiles of service-tunnels.
  • Ripped off carpets & double-sided tape. Made large balls of sticky tape. Folded the carpets.
  • Disassembled ‘BüTex’ (professional stage building material).
  • Helped cleaning tables.
  • Helped to staple cleaned tables.
  • Wrapped staples of cleaned tables in foil.
  • Got three vouchers for free drinks in the bar to nudge me to stop working.
  • Drove around with a ‘Ameise’/pallet jack like a scooter.